Everyone's favorite Love to Hate You Vixen Kristin has herself a new man. The news shattered poor Stephen, causing him to partake in the most awkward run in on reality television (making everyone over the age of 17 cringe at the memories of those awful moments of high school insecurity and thank god that they are over--it's easier now to avoid those interactions by lots of shots of Cuervo), nearly cry in front of the cameras after she blew him off at the party, and run into the hot, wet arms of a hot tub immersed LC. (Wake up Stephen, she is hot and not a raging bitch.) But maybe there's a chance. They could still get back together, right?
Wrong.
Word on the street is that at the time of taping, last December, Kristin was dating Matt Leinart. Now if you're like me and don't even really know what the Heisman award is, let alone what sport it's for or what position you have to play to get one, (it's for college football and it's for the quaterback) I've provided a visual of Kristin's Slampiece. Stephen, I'm sorry, but your skinny ass has nothing on this guy, and I came of age loving skinny surfers and still do love them, but really, you're beat. Here's the results of my Googling which I count as reliable sources. It is a bit creepy though, considering that he was a senior in college when they were dating and she was a senior in high school, but I'm friends with enough guys to know that this is not a problem, but rather a cause for celebration. And as I have dated my fair share of older men, including one trist with a college kid whilst I didn't even have a license, I too give Kristin a high five.
Stephen, you're sunk.
